After my nice little earner on the end of season play-offs, my rather successful Claret ‘n’ Blue double, I was in the market for an unusual little wager to add some extra spice to the new season. So the question is… before a ball is kicked, which Premier League ground will witness the most goals scored this season?

Upton Park AKA The Boleyn Ground or Disneyland Castle

City of M/cr  6/1
Old Trafford  7/1
Molineux  8/1
Anfield  9/1
Emirates  9/1
KC Stadium  10/1
Turf Moor  10/1
Fratton Park  12/1
St Andrews  12/1
T’Ewood Park  16/1
Stamford Bridge  16/1
White Arse Lane  16/1
Goodison Park  20/1
Upton Park  20/1
Villa Park  20/1
Brittania Stadium  25/1
Craven Cottage  25/1
The Reebok  25/1
Stadium of Light  28/1
DW Stadium  33/1

After feeling absolutely robbed by the Blackburn Spurs game on Saturday I took my usual trip to the bookies on my return to see if backing the National winner would help put a smile back upon my miserable face. After trying to study the form guide and reading up on some of the experts tips I opted for Stan and Rambling Minster to put some wonga in my wallet. They was nowhere to be seen come the finish line, so I opted to stick to what I know best. So with my last £1 I had in my pocket i bet on a 5-fold accumulator. Arsenal, Stoke, West Ham, Bolton and MK Dons all to win at odds of 105-1.

I left thinking I’d never see that quid again, but how wrong I was!!!

Note: Smile back on face

I’m off to spend the money on seeing just how many Easter eggs it takes for me to be sick. Woohoo!